Sneaking In

So I figure I'll catch up on a couple of recent stories that just make me laugh! So my mom calls about a week ago - I'm home but let the machine pick up - yes, I screen my calls - but always pick up if it is important - usually the calls are about her tooth or muscle damage! Anyway... she starts leaving this rambling message about her eye glasses and how they aren't working and what did I do to them - did I sneak in while she was downstairs - but she's having a hard time articulating exactly what the problem is - so, like the good egg that I am :) I pick up the phone and start to talk to her. After several minutes I finally figure out that her glasses worked fine in the morning - she went down to talk to the ladies in the building during the day and when she returned - the glasses no longer work. And now she wants to know if I stopped by and did something to her glasses - yes - I'm secretly trying to sabatoge her glasses so she can't see anymore. Of course I tell her - no - haven't been by her place today - so then she wonders if John might have come by - yeah - he's going to wander over just to mess with her glasses! God bless her! It still makes me laugh - I haven't had the guts to ask her if they are any better - don't need one more thing for her to fixate on and make me crazy! Have already heard about her muscle damage and oozing tooth this week.